The bitter-sweet memories of Hostel, make everyone nostalgic :-). Today I will pen down an incident which brings same series of emotions to my face everytime I think about it...
Ok.. So here we take tour into Past .. Flashback :-D !!!
SCENE 1:
Aj se kuch 2 saal 2 mahine pehle ki baat hai...
Raat ke 2 baje the...
Girls Hostel ke Room number AF-2 mein, 2 ladkiyan Sleep le rahi thi... [Neha & Sitara]
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Par unhe kya pata tha ki is Room AF-2 mein un dono ke alawa aur bhi 2 living creatures present hai.... Wo dono bechari apni neend mein doobi hui thi.....
Uss room mein 2 bed the and undone bed ke beech mein ek table thi jispe PC rakha tha aur table ke sath thi ek chair..... PC mein gaane chal rahe the....
"Kahi deep jale kahi dil.....Ye kaunsi hai manjil...."...
Oooops Sorry.. the song was
"Chupke se lag ja gale.. RAAT ki chadar chale...Chand ki bhi AAHAT na ho... badal ke peeche chalein...."
Achanak se room mein kuch awaaj hui... khatar patar ki.. jaise ki bed ke neeche koi ho....
Dono he gehri neend mein the... fir bhi dono ko pata chala ki unke room mein koi to hai...
SCENE 2:
Actually unke hostel ki ek purani story hai.... waha saalon se ek Billi raha karti thi... jo saal mein na jane kitni baar pregnant hoti thi aur apne bachcho ko kisi ke bhi room mein deliver kar ke gayab ho jati thi... Fir kuch mahino baad pregnant hoti aur laut ati....
Jis raat ki hum baat kar rahe hai.. us raat he wo billi fir se pregnant najar ayi thi...
Ab dono Neha & sitara billi se bahut darti thi... bechari Neha ke cupboard mein to 1 year mein he 4 billi ke bachcho ne janam liya tha .. wo bechari to billiyon ke naam se he khauf mein aa jati thi... :-(...
Isliye Uss RAAT 2 baje jab Neha ne apne bed ke neeche awaaz suni.. to usko laga ki billi wahi hai uske bed ke neeche... Ye soch ke he Neha ke paseene chootne lage :-(.. wo becahri ghabra gayi... par Kambakht Neend itni aa rahi thi ki aankhen kholne ka mann nahi kar raha tha...
Inte mein usne suna ki kuch doosre bed pe hila.... Wo aur darr gayi usko laga ki billi bagal ke bed pe chadh gayi hai... ab to neend veend sab bhaag gayi par darr ke maare uski aankhen he na khulein...
Tabhi kuch bed pe se kood kar Chair pe aane ki awaaz ayi....
ab to Neha ki vaat lag gayi usko laga ab ye billi kood ke uske bed pe aa jayegi...
n wo ye sab soch he rhai thi ki itne mein wo kood ke Neha ke bed pe uske upar aa gayi...
Fir kya tha...
Neha daarr ke maare ankhen band karke itna chillai chilllai..... ki hostel mein aaju baju ke room wale bhi dar gaye ki kya hua....
Itne mein Neha ko kisi ki awaaz sunai di ki koi uska naam le raha hai.. "Neha Uth... Mai hoon Mai... abey chilla kyu rahi hai.. mai hoon mai..." and Neha ne jaise he apni aankhen kholi... uske upar Sitara chadh ke baithi hui thi... baal khule hue ikdam bhootni style mein... n gandi si shakal bana ke ... Neha ne bhi chashma nahi pehna tha.. bechari Sitara ko aisi khatarnak halat mein dekh ke wo aur jor se chillane lagi.. Sitara bhi chilaane lagi... dono ek doosre ko dekh ke chillane lagi... Itne mein Punty jo uss room mein mere, sitara n billi ke alawa majood fourth living creature thi jor se chillai.. tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kya... kyu ek doosre ko dekh ke chilla rahe ho...????
Ab Neha n Sitara ki Neend khuli :-)
Neha ne kaha wo samjhi billi uske upar chadhi hai par billi ki jagah sitara ko dekh k darr gayi isliye chillai :-(.
Sitara billi ke darr se apne bed se chair pe kood ke and fir Neha ke bed pe kood ke ayi... aur Neha ko chillate dekh wo sochi ki billi sitara ke peeche hai isliye Sitara khud bhi chillane lagi...
Hum dono ko chillate dekh Punty hum pe chillai :-) and wo billi bechari shor sunke darr ke mare mere bed ke neeche se nikal ke room AF-2 ke bahar chali gayi :-) !!!!
Par hamara shor sunke.. poore block ki janta jama ho gayi... and sabne milke hamari khoob hasi udai... :-(
Sab bole ye jamnagar ke 2 darpokon ne billi ke darr se sabko dara diya ;-)
Waise I still think ki wo billi humse darr gayi thi na ki hum usse :-P !!!
What say Sitara ;-)???
9 comments:
bechari billi ........he.he.he :P
arey neha story me 1-2 cheezein idhar udhar hai..us din tumhare room me PC k saamne me bethi thi..n jab billi ki aawaz aayi tab situ tere bed pe chali gayi thi n use dekh k tu chillayi..or me tum dono ko dekh rahi thi k hua kya hai..tujhe shaant karne k liye mujhe tujhe chilla k samjhana padha k saamne wala insaan bhoot nahi hai sitara hai..;))..mujhe woh raat aaj bhi yaad hai..tum dono ko dekh ke..u wont beleive me yeh padh k has has k paagal ho gayi..kyunki mujhe scene to scene yad aa gaya tha...he he..ultimate but..kya raat thi woh tum dono jamnagar k hyperreactive logon ki..n beech me main..i must say i was so lucky to see all dat..;))
And you know wat was the best part neha..jab situ bhi tujhe dekh k chillayi..tu uspe chillayi kyunki tujhe laga k achanak kaun aa gaya..woh kyun chillayi tujhe dekh ke mujhe aajtak nahi samjha..use laga deewar pe billi thi kya...dis adds one more funny incident to miss sitara's collection of tubelightgiri..
Punty.. hua ye tha ki... us bechari ko laga tha ki mai uske peeche billi hai ye dekh k chilla rahi hu.. usne realize he nahi kiya tha ki mai usko dekh k chilla rahi hu :-)...
mujhe pata tha aur koi samjhe na samjhe apan log to khoob yad kar ke hasenge us din ko :-)
theek hai meri he beijatti ho rahi hai..but its ok.. ab to adat si hai ;-)
These stories seem so small when happen.. but those make u nostalgic later :)
Nicely started... aptly ended...
beech mein thoda confusion ho gaya ;)
I agree with Mayur..bechari billi!
Maenka Gandhi ne pad liya yeh blog, to tujhe jail bhijwa degi...beware!
great writer in a making :-)
A great writer in a making :-)
kya item ho yar tum dono bhi!
bechari billi.. even i rem hearing bout the famous billi of ur hostel when i ws there.n ek baar to shayad lobby mein cardboard box mein uske baccho k bhi darshan huye the!!
bt this is really true! neha n sitara kuch b dekh k chilla sakte hain.. !!!!!!!!!!!
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